I am a dark fantasy author who is heavily influenced by 1940's crime noir. Viva la pulp fiction. 

 

By day I work in banking fraud, because it's the closest thing a high school dropout could get to becoming a real-life Phillip Marlowe. Unfortunately, I'm still working on convincing the bank to allow me to have a gimlet while on the job.

 

At home, one wife, three kids and six animals keep me busy and make sure life is never dull...or quiet.